Quotes from Women !!!?

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly Ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. -- Erica Jong My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. -- Rita Rudner I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... And I also know that I'm not blonde. -- Dolly Parton I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. -- Wendy Liebman Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth to. -- Erma Bombeck If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. -- Sue Grafton I would love to speak a foreign language, but I can't. So I grew Hair under my arms instead. -- Sue Kolinsky I think -- therefore I'm single. -- Lizz Winstead "When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men Invade another country." -- Elayne Boosler "I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." -- Gilda Radner "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." -- Maryon Pearson "Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed As an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as Quickly promoted as a male schlemiel." --- Bella Abzug "In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man; If you want Anything done, ask a woman." -- Margaret Thatcher "I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine Marriage and a career." -- Gloria Steinem "Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths." -- Baroness Edith Summerskill "If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around Your neck?" -- Linda Ellerbee "Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry." -- Gloria Steinem Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then." -- Katharine Hepburn

Public Comments

1. what am i supposed to say to that oh yea ur gay
2. that is good RTTTBIPMS (running to the toilet before i piss myself ) i made that up all by myself ..i did i tell ya i did "Mum sangy swore" sorry i'm out of beer
3. What's that useless little piece of skin @ the end of a pen*s called? Oh yea...a MAN!
4. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly Ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. -- Erica Jong That's because there's not a lot of smart woman/dumb guys. But there's loads of smart guys/dumb women.
5. You see a lot of smart shemales with dumb wombs, but you hardly Ever see a smart shemale with a bum guy. -- Erica Jong My husband and I are either going to buy a God or have an angel. We can't decide to ruin our church or ruin our past lives. -- Rita Rudner I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dmub... And I also know that I'm not blonde down there. -- Dolly Parton I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free VD scan. -- Wendy Liebman Never lend your carp to anyone to whom you have given birth to. -- Erma Bombeck If high colonics were so wonderful, women would be weaning kids with them. -- Sue Grafton I would love to speak a foreign language, but I can't. So I grew Hair out of my knickers instead. -- Sue Kolinsky I stink -- therefore I'm single. -- Lizz Winstead "When women are repressed they either cheat or go plopping. Men Invade girls panties." -- Elayne Boosler "I base most of my condom taste on what doesn't itch." -- Gilda Radner "Behind every stressful man is a undressed woman." -- Maryon Pearson "Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get annointed with Crisco... As an assistant professor. It is for a woman's schlong to get blown as Quickly as a male schlong." --- Bella Abzug "In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man; If you want Anyone blown, ask me." -- Margaret Thatcher "I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine Marriage and a carpark shag." -- Gloria Steinem "Nagging is the reinflation of uninflatable blowup donkeys." -- Baroness Edith Summerskill "If women can run the world, why can't they stop swearing at their tittiies?"? How intelligent is it to start the day by frying a little moose around your kitchen?" -- Linda Ellerbee "Some of us are coming on the men we wanted to marry." -- Gloria Steinem Sometimes I wonder if men and women really root each other. Perhaps they should liven up the next door neighbours and just visit nude now and then." -- Katharine Hepburn
6. lol,lol,lol,lol,......................
7. "every woman should own 4 animals in their life, a cheetah in their closet, and tiger in her bed, a jaguar in her garage, and a jacka** that pays for everything" do you like it?? i think that its hilarious
8. cool n true.
9. funny stuff