Ladies - if you were teaching "Intro to Understanding Women 101" to a class full of guys?

What would your very first lesson be?

Public Comments

1. Sending the guys to Siberia
2. 1. Acceptance: You will NEVER understand women. I don't understand women! You have a better chance of skydiving, flying through a plane engine, and being saved by a flying purple hippo than you do of understanding women. Class dismissed!
3. learn on your own. bye. nothing better than experiencing your lessons.
4. guys know nothing about women so why the bloody hell are you hear you ain't gonna learn anything so why waste your time.
5. my eyes are up here.
6. How 2 have a decent talk
7. That we ladies me PMS daily.Well my mom does....
8. Learn to really listen to & try to understand the woman. Most women just want to be heard and understood. Show that you heard & took in what she said. That goes a long way!
9. i would show up late... i mean very late.. and this would be their first lesson.. " how a woman feels wen guys show up late. "
10. Money and the Tingly vage theory
11. that this women is going to college
12. Lesson #1: Stop looking for a supermodel if you're an average looking guy. Shallowness makes you less attractive to average looking girls.
13. Even women don't understand themselves, let alone teach it lol
14. "The lost art of being a gentleman," this would take, on average, six months but those who completed this segment successfully could move onto "Successfully locating the clitoris each and every time" to be taught concurrently with "The female reproductive system: The important role it plays in your life." The finale would be easy: "Women: They're human beings just like you guys are."
15. 1st lesson: how to respect a woman.
16. how to not be a douche. lesson one.. think about someone besides yourself..
17. Lesson #1: The basics . treat a lady the way you would want to be treated . mhm.......
18. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
19. that a man will never be able to understand a woman, just as a woman will never be able to understand a man, the important thing is that whether woman or man, each of us should give consideration to each of our woman or men friends. Have an open mind and understand that it is okay to disagree, you don't have to have arguements, time is spent better getting along, don't even try to figure it out, just go with the flow.
20. Dos and don'ts of conversations with girls. RULE NO 1: If a girl has spent a long time getting ready for a date with you, don't ask her why her clothes are so messed up today.
21. To Never Ever leave a woman in a parking lot at night (alone), before she is At Least safely in her car, but really the male should not leave until she has her car started, and is driving out of the parking lot.
22. You should talk to the girl and find out what she is interested in. That is what they want to talk about not football or stuff that is interesting to guys. Girls love shoes for example. Try talking about how nice she would look in a new pair and offer to take her to the mall shopping.
23. First off girls are NOT a different species. We enjoy and are a lot like guys. Believe it or not girls are half the time are as much obsessed about sex as guys are! We just have more dignity and don't show it. Many girls are into football, video games, and all that stuff. The only difference in Men and Woman is our hormones and bodies... Understanding anyone completley is a art by it's self, women just are a little more moodier. We like just what you like. We like you to be attractive and be a gentlemen/respectful/nice.
24. Be insightful
25. Never get into a womans purse! If you ask for somethingand she says "it's in my purse" that does not mean go ahead and dig for it! It doesn't matter if she's your mother,sister, daughter, or lover...take her purse to her, so she can find what you asked for.
26. How to do shots and smoke ganja....understanding women is impossible. I know, because I am one.
27. (Suddenly I raise my hand from the back corner of the classroom...) "Yes, Pocket? What is it?" Mrs McWicklewitz says... "May I please go to the bathroom?!?" I ask sheepishly... SMACK! (Mrs Mcwicklebuns) whacks me with her yardstick... "Silence!" )))((("Schwing!")))(((
28. "Hi guys! We are about to undertake an impossible task...of making you understand what I'm sure you are absolutely incapable of understanding! So all those who want to leave may leave now....." How's that for an honest Intro? :) When challenged thus, by a woman, would they leave?
29. i'll start ahem simple :D first lesson would be Physiology talk about the physical and how we work & what makes us tick.. then i'll get more.. insightful ^_^ it'll be difficult overall i admit but not impossible :)(:
30. You're not meant to understand women - that's part of our mystique. Class dismissed. Who's for a drink down the pub?
31. Listen.
32. You don't need to always fix the problem, sometimes we just need you to listen supportively while we talk it out.