Old man needs dating advice: At what point in the date should I let her know I have an erection?

I want to let my date know that I'm attracted to her. I was thinking over dinner would be a perfect time. Advice?

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1. When he gets one too
2. I think you should break the news over a nice appetizer of eggrolls. .
3. Um, I really wouldn't tell a date that if I were you.
4. A situation like this is much to tender for words. Simply stand up and slap it on the table and ask her if she would like some sausage to go with the salad.
5. In your case every second counts, so right away.
6. when you are back at your house :P lol
7. if it's so small you have to talk about it, i'd find something else to do, like shovel snow.
8. she should be able to feel it when you hug her ?
9. LOL. You haven't dated in a while have you?
10. Well, wait until you are certain the RELATIONSHIP will be a lasting one, preferably a MARRIAGE. Just because you're old and randy doesn't mean you have the right to act like an OLD GOAT! Be a gentleman and remember a MARRIED MAN is happier in bed than a promiscuous one.
11. serve it to her in a hotdog bun
12. i wouldnt want to know....
13. Keep your snake in the basket and don't let it out! You want to seal the deal?! Then keep your meat in your pants! Only she's allowed to whip it out for you! Don't jump the gun by doing it for her!
14. I wouldn't tell her that you have an erection. Just say something like "Lets go back to my place" or "Wanna come back to mine?" You have to say it nicely... saying you have an erection wouldn't be too appropriate and she would probably think your only after one thing
15. after dinner at your place or hers, make a move. that should give her a pretty good idea.
16. If she has half a brain - she'll figure that out for herself!
17. While she's eating. Guaranteed to get a reaction.
18. Is that an expression or something? That's kinda growse. Try telling that to her, she may hurl you dinner
19. You don't just come out and say that!!! If you are attracted to her then let her know that you think she looks beautiful. Hold her hand. Do not tell her that you have an erection! She will go running for the hills thinking you are at her for one thing!
20. I wouldn't telly her. I'll just whip it out and show her. lol! JK. Just stand up in front of her.
21. How do U figure she doesn"t know? That is silly. Where are u eating ur dinner?
22. HAHA. Yep let her know you have an erection over dinner, that would be a great idea, Old man.
23. ummm...never...you do want to date this person again don't you? Your practically running her off!! Sicko
24. only after you proposition her and she agrees and you are in bed together. So, don't take your Viagra too soon.
25. Personally if some old guy told me he had an erection over dinner i would be a running for the door! I would wait until your in bed or a little closer maybe making out and then let her find out by touching... You can let her know your attracted to her other ways like lots of eye contact and like touching her arm or foot with your foot or something any signs she can pick up on...
26. Never...unless you want to scare her away. Keep it to yourself. If she wants to find out, she will find out on her own. You don't just bring that up to your date over dinner. I would be turned off. Especially if we were new in our relationship....new as still in the dating era.
27. abstinance is better than premarital, sex and the level of sex you are looking for sounds immature and dangerous, because if it was a committed and respectful relationship, you wouldn't even have to ask.
28. Probably over dinner, but not at a restaurant. Do it when it's the two of you alone because it will mean a lot more and it will be more intimate.
29. immediately, so she can karate chop it
30. Uh that's kinda personal, I don't think you should tell her over dinner...
31. Believe it or not we men think that females are as interested in our dick's as we are, they do not. So go ahead and tell her about your erection and note the instantaneous scorn on her face that will shrivel any wood you might be experiencing just as fast.
32. go and do the do in the loo's! lmao! if you are really that horny invite her into the loo's and shove it inside her! lmao old man indeed of course if u actually like her u would wait untill after dinner and you go home for a romantic loving shag doggie style lmao!
33. She'll think you're so romantic and thoughtful if you let her know ASAP, that way she won't waste too much time yapping and such.
34. Do it over dinner that is perfect! lol
35. Ewww.... Old man erection! I'd love to stay and listen to you talk about yourself, but I gotta run.
36. If you are having sex with her,Right before you c....nevermind
37. LOL
38. Um...hello....I think she'll figure it out when she hears the thump of it hitting the bottom of the table.......and you might be pleasantly surprised, she might want to sit on your lap suddenly -- *evil grin*
39. lol. just give her a hug. it will show you care AND you can rub it on her @.@ good luck
40. As soon as the "issue" pops up!!!!
41. Sometime between the second where you run up to her and the one when open your trench coat. If you wait till you've got the coat open, she'll be too busy gagging to hear the information. Besides you'll lose the element of surprise.
42. Dude. Just kneel on the table, drop your pants and make sure you're at the right height. She will be suficiently turned on. If she lets out a gasp of surprise, then that's a plus. ^_^ ;)
43. Get the DJ to announce it just before he plays Barry White songs
44. Not when you meet for the first time. Not when you first call her for a date. Not during dinner. The likelihood is that she will realize once you prematurely ejaculate, which should be about five minutes into the first meeting. However, since it's YOU, Holy Smoked, I imagine she'll realize without you needing to tell or even see her up close as the hugeness of your member should be recognizable from the Space Station. It's tough being big and blue, my friend. =)
45. Just tell her that you're all ready to go camping. When she looks at you funny, just say "Hey, I already pitched the tent." This is fine for any part of the date you choose.
46. I should think if you hold her close to you while you are standing up, she will get the message. Or perhaps the massage . . .
47. Tell her that you love her, even if you don't mean it. It's an easy way into her pants. LOL
48. That is just too funny! Is this some kind of a malicious joke?